European Investment Bank – part 1

The European Investment Bank is the European Union’s long term lending institution. Established back in 1958, under the Treaty of Rome, the EIB supports the EUs priority objectives, especially European integration and the development of economically weak regions. Recently, the Bank has also been actively supporting European R&D projects as part of EU’s objective of building the world’s leading knowledge-based economy. Part 1: www.youtube.com Part 2: www.youtube.com

Parody of an investment bank commercial


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25 Comments

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  2. CountNomis says:

    OK, guys, listen up. Although Schwab states that they will not sell your stocks without your consent, they do it all the time. They certainly did it to me and I lost all of my investment, to the tune of $41K! Invest there at your own risk.

  3. zeng0013 says:

    The result of CAPITALISM~ LOL I need these kind of bankers!

  4. zaz25full says:

    I wish I could laugh, but I can’t. They speak the truth.

    Nice effort though.

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  6. nemasen says:

    Dear Wormwood Bayne Equity Holders

    I represent an Institutional Investor with 50b AUD. I believe that Wormwood Bayne represent a perfect fit for our 10% asset allocation in the ballers proportion of our alternative investment portfolio. We believe that the focus on ROE and the strong offshore financing expertise of WB makes it a perfect target.

  7. goingtohongkong says:

    it fits my personality. where is the job application. or should i just upload my CV and cover letter here. lol

  8. chetansingh2006 says:

    Investment Banking haha Lehman Brother yeah .
    See Folk human nature never learns, and history keeps repeating its self from Black Slavery, massacre of the Native American Indians, to Agent Orange in Vietnam War to nuclea bomb explosion in Japan. The white Anglo saxon race is very screwed up species, his only motive is gambling, women and alcohol. Boy boy haven’t u got ur self in a mess. next sin Global Warming shame on American way of life.

  9. TheBowlerHatGuy says:

    I like the honesty…where’s application form?

  10. Nuvola75 says:

    …YESSSS and Santa brings you presents on Dec 25th

  11. fellat says:

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  12. Taxattack123 says:

    lol

  13. Armand61685 says:

    this is a little off. Investment banks just facilitate the allocation of capital…

    They are middle men.

  14. nemasen says:

    I have no idea wtf you are talking about.

  15. austpom333 says:

    Cant anyone find a better financial markets model , one where your investment is at leased preserved , this hideous thing now in operation has caused so much wealth destruction and misery to people and there family , why didnt the penny drop in the 1930s ? . This current model is only spiritual in nature . I like the one in pink .

  16. nemasen says:

    The fed is the “federal” reserve which has federal reserve banks, which makes notes that becomes part of the backings banks hold in part of the “money market” along with banker’s notes and short term papers. It is a independent branch of the government so the economy isn’t effected by the election cycle, much like the judiciary branch, and has nothing to do with private banks.

  17. nemasen says:

    yeah, because investment banks have “destroyed” our economy by allocating capital more efficiently. Because working in a market system means you are a predatory. Because being an investment bank has something to do with Bush…
    Go back to Cuba and smoke more weed, farr outtt duddddee.

  18. elephantpoop101 says:

    we dont give a shit. lolzzzzzz

  19. bxbeall says:

    hilarious, yet so true.

  20. anduhVon says:

    Just another Republican business. This might seem funny now but you won’t be laughing much longer. These types of predatory bastards have destroyed your economy and devalued your dollar. America is a broke dick thanks to Commander Codpiece. If you voted for him you deserve everything you get.

  21. MrKoffee1212 says:

    Shit i gotta get into this fund

  22. MrRightAllTime says:

    where can i find this bank
    i need a banker like that

  23. gazoo0575 says:

    So Cheney and Bush is your client.

  24. submariner76 says:

    How do I invest in Wormwood Bain?

  25. SigmaCS says:

    the fed is not a bank, it is the ministry of finance

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